What a Funny Language!

If the plural of man is always called men

Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?

If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet

And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?

If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,

Why shouldn't the plural of roof be reef?

 

Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him

But imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.

 

What kind of language has noses that run and feet that smell?!

And if Dad is Pop, how come Mom isn't Mop?!

 

So when learning English remember to laugh

Because it is such a funny language!